Pink Flamingo, Panther Stomp-out.

At one time I worked in an office. Actually, I have worked in a lot of offices, but I am thinking of one in particular. The first office I worked in, actually. There were a lot of grabby people in that office and for some reason it was not considered taboo to grab a colleague's beverage and take a drink from it. I found this very irritating which, I think, is quite reasonable. One day I decided to start bringing chocolate rice and/or soy milk to work with me. That solved it.

Also, the guy with the Panther tattoo came back. The sheer violence with which he stomped that dandelion to death was astounding. Nearly forces me to stutter.

Maybe he was assing out a cigarette and the dandelion just got in the way. Either way it was astounding.

There is a forest behind the screen in the background. I thought I should mention this as a way of keeping myself on-theme.

Dirty high-top shoes.

Is there anything green in this photograph? Anything at all? What am I even looking at?

Can't be a guy with dated denim shorts, dirty high-tops and no shirt on with his drawers sticking out, can it? No, that ain't there. His tattoos, btw, are actually pretty impressive. The pouncing panther being the most impressive... if not a little incongruous on his pale white skin. It's the poorly trimmed and asymmetrical mustaches and goatee that are really bothering me just at the moment. And the way he keeps pacing back and forth in front of my office window with a rather aggressive and threat-ful expression beneath that poorly maintained "beard."

"Got yr dirty high-top shoes, baby!
Yeah, dirty high-top shoes!"